Why do people always look horrible on government-issued photo-id? Actually….why do ASIAN MALES look horrible on goverment-issued photo id. Just look at the picture above. It looks like friggen mug shots of some asian triads. Not particularly good when you get pulled over by a cop:

cop: “License and registration please.”
asian male: “Sure, here you are sir”
cop: thinks *omfg this guy is triad!
cop: “excuse me sir, please get out of the car”
asian male: “DONT TASE ME BRO”

so this is why those ladys at LCBO stares at my id…