Well, it didn’t exactly go ‘boom’, or maybe it did? I wasn’t there when it started and maybe it went ‘boom’.

So apparently a garbage truck hit the fire hydrant this morning. I can see how thats plausible because i think in one of the last pictures you can sort of see an area with a large garbage dumpster, i guess the truck could of hit the hydrant when i was backing out

The sight was quite spectacular, the water shot higher than the two-story parking garage! You can get a sense of the height from one of the picture, you’ll see how small the fireman is compared to the jet of water : S

I also took a video!

Eventually, the firemen was able to shut the water off : P

Following my “Cantonese Drama” series of posts, i present to you “Fallacy in a Korean Drama”

So i was  watching this korean drama, about some rich people that owns a clothing line. Apparently they were meeting with some french people to discuss some business deals.

And then i see this, “Premium Outlets”…THEY HAVE THEM IN KOREA TOO? (yes they do http://www.premiumoutlets.co.kr/eng/index.html)

and probably most things are close to retail price with a limited selection…

i gotta say, why do caucasian people always seem so fake in asian dramas, i mean, look at these people, do they even look like high up executives you dont want to screw up in front off? man the “french” guy in here looks incredibly out of place…

even the actors probably thought they look ridiculous, look at this guy! the poor guy has to hold his laughter, look at his facial expression, the agony…

look for Part II soon…

So I’m finally going apply and get my Social Security Number, the first line of the form was the most hilarious thing i’ve read today…

“Applying for a Social Security Card is easy AND it is free!”

I’m wondering, why do you even need to mention that is free. Shouldn’t these type be assumed to be free?? According to the posted by the U.S. Social Security Administration:

“A Social Security number is important because you need it to get a job, collect Social Security benefits and receive some other government services.”

Why would it cost money to get something you need to get a job??

Food for thought.

AWW的狗屎，讓您的毛巾準備好，還將繼續下降（短潛水服，嗯）
每個人都在發生襲擊他媽的甲板（短潛水服，嗯）
但是，留在您的motherfucking的腳趾
我們運行此，我們走吧

我在船上（我在船上）
我在船上（我在船上）
大家看我’的原因，我在船上航行（航行在船上）
我在船上（我在船上）
我在船上
以良好的硬看看motherfucking的船（艇，嗯）

我在船上娘看看我，
直流動船上的深藍色的大海
破壞五節，風掀起了我的外衣
你不能阻止我娘，我的事業在船上

拍照，技巧（技巧）
我在船上，母狗（婊子）
我們喝桑塔納冠軍，
導致它如此清晰（清晰）
我得到我的泳褲
和我flippie，軟盤
我翻轉漢堡，你考的
直翻轉副本

我騎著海豚，做翻轉和狗屎
海豚的飛濺，讓每個人都濕
但這不是海洋世界，這是真實的，因為它得到
我在船上，你娘，永遠也不要忘記

我在船上和
這將快速，
我得到的航海主題
羊絨阿富汗
我是世界之王
船上像獅子座
如果你在岸上，
然後，你肯定不是我，哦

獲取他媽的了，這艘船是名符其實！

他媽的土地，我在船上，你娘（娘）
他媽的樹，我爬浮標，娘（娘）
我在甲板上與我的孩子們，你娘（是啊）
這條船引擎鬧，娘

嘿馬，如果你能看到我現在的（見我現在）
武器的擴散範圍的對右舷船首（右舷弓）
Gonna飛這條小船到月球某種方式（月亮不知）
加內特那樣，一切皆有可能

是的，從來沒有想過我會在船上
這是一個巨大的藍色水樣的道路（是啊）
海神
看著我，哦，（所有的手在甲板上）

沒有想到有一天
當大船來我的方式
相信我，當我說：
餘性交的美人魚

我在船上
我在船上
大家看我’的原因，我在船上航行（woaah）
我在船上
我在船上
以良好的硬看看mothafuckin’船（沙，沙短潛水服，短潛水服，嗯）

This blog post comes from 30,000 ft in the air. Yes that right, i’m currently on my flight to San Jose and they have wifi aboard! It costs $10, but WHATEVER! ITS WIFI ON A PLANE. Here is the view from my seat:

The seat beside me is empty, more space for me! How? I used my “Arrive at the Gate Just Before its Too Late” strategy. By that time, everyone has boarded and the boarding people can find you a better seat! Here is my mobile setup (mobile mouse, earphones, travel charger)

Oh, btw IM ON A PLANE:

Aww shit, get your pillows ready it’s about to go up (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking (fuse)lage (shorty, yeah)
But stay in your motherfucking seats
We running this, let’s go

I’m on a plane (I’m on a plane)
I’m on a plane (I’m on a plane)
Everybody look at me ’cause I’m flying on a plane (flying on a plane)
I’m on a plane (I’m on a plane)
I’m on a plane
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking plane (plane, yeah)

I’m on a plane motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a plane in the deep blue sky
Busting hundred knots, wind ripping through my wings
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a plane

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I’m on a plane, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Clamato sport,
Cause it’s so chill (chill)
I got my laptop
And my wifi-access
I’m surfing up high, you down below
. . . . . (at this point i got bored and stopped : P )