Government-Issued Asian Triad
by Arthur Kok on May.18, 2009, under Just For Fun
Why do people always look horrible on government-issued photo-id? Actually….why do ASIAN MALES look horrible on goverment-issued photo id. Just look at the picture above. It looks like friggen mug shots of some asian triads. Not particularly good when you get pulled over by a cop:
cop: “License and registration please.”
asian male: “Sure, here you are sir”
cop: thinks *omfg this guy is triad!
cop: “excuse me sir, please get out of the car”
asian male: “DONT TASE ME BRO”
so this is why those ladys at LCBO stares at my id…



May 18th, 2009 on 6:21 pm
If there is anything that Jackie Chan movies have taught me about the triads, is that they are evil bumbling idiots.
Sometimes lovable!